Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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