Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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