Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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