Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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