Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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