Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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