Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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