Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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