Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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