Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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