Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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