Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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