Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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