Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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