Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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