Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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