Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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