Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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