Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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