Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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