Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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