Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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