Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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