Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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