Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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