Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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