Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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