Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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