Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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