Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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