Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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