Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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