Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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