Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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