Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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