Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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