Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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