Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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