Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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