Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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