Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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