Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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