Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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