Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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