Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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