Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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