Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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