Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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