Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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