Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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