Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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