Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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