Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
Canvas not available.

or


How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026