Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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