Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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