Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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