Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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