Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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