Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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