Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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