Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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