Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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