Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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