Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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