Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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