Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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