Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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