Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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