Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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