Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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