Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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