Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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