Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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