Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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