Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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