Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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