Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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