Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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