Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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