Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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