Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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