Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.


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or

What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

or

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's in the ground state.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They are both rolling in the dough!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A mouse on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or

he got a little behind in his work.


GOOD		CRAP

or