Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026