Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.


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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!


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I find you very attractive.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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It was in a jam!


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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"Feel the World."


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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