Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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