Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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