Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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