Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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