Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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