Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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