Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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