Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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