Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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