Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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