Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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