Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Microwaves.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A porcupine with split ends


GOOD		CRAP

or

Separation anxiety.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A crookodile


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

or