Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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