You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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