You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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