You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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