You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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