You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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