You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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