What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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A porcupine.


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A swordfish


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Leap Year


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Gator-Ade.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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Alley cats.


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