Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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