What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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