How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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