What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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