What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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