What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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