Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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