How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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