Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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