Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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