Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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