How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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