Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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