Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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