When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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To get to the other size!


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So he could grade his eggs.


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The tame way, unique up on it!


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Because it was chicken.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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A funky chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

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