What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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