What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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