A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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