How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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