If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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