What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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