If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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