What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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