Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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