What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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