What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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