What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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