How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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