What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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