Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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