What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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