How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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