Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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