Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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