What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025