What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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