Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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