What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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