What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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