Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?
Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?
Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?
Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?
Donald Trump.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?
By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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