How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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