Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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