Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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