What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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