What's a light bulb?
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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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WHAT?
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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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