How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?


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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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What's a light bulb?


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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