Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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