Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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