What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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