Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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