So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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