That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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