Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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