What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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