Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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