Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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