What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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