Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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