What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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