What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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