What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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