What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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