What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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