What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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