Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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