What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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