What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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