How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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