What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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