What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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