What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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