Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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