How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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