What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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