How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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