What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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