When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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