Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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