What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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