What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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