What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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