Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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