What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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