If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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