What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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