Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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