Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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