Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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It's called "Trump It or Dump It".


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Juan by Juan.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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"The erection is rigged!"


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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