Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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