Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Answer: The back of his head.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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