What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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