How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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