How do you know the economy is only getting worse?
On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?
He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?
Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?
By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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