What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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