What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026